Ten Conyo-mandments

1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa" .
ex. "Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"

2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex. "I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"

3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO" pang-uri!
ex. "It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex. "Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex. "My bag is so bigat today, you know"
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. "I have so many tigyawats, oh!"

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. "Like, it's so init naman!"
"Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex. "Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
"I know right? It's so kaka!"
"Kaka?"
"Kakaasar!"

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex. "I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!

nyahaha cornyo

bwahahahahhaahahaha! stop making fun of me ah, im like not conyo dba? yah know? right? bwahahahahahaha!!

ayzayz wrote:nyahaha cornyo

it's so kaka ha, like you know, people nyahahaha

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex. "I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!

LMAO


you ha! youre making tukso those people.




ganda tol... kumpleto na umaga ko... hahahaha

phat ganyan ka ba talaga bro? u know kse eh...bwahahahahaha

nyahahaha...its like beri bad...dito na me san na u?nyahahah...

sk8punk wrote:phat ganyan ka ba talaga bro? u know kse eh...bwahahahahaha

tsong, dude, pare, bro, men, bord even dati pa naman ganto na me eh like you know nyahahaha

phat ha!

youre trying to make pa cute para the girls will make kurot you!

wats es dat yhyu ar tukkeng abauwt,ets mek mi pell ankumpurtabel,,eeewwwwww.